Sunday, December 21, 2008

All my single ladies..........

..........stop letting Beyonce and other singers fuck ya relationship up!!! You keep telling niccas that they "shoulda put a ring on it" and you gonna end up by ya damn self. Don't let her fool you, Jay-Z was hitting that for a few years before he put a ring on it, it had to be at least 3 years. Notice how she ain't put that song out before they got married? She knew damn well that nigga woulda been like "oh really, that's how you tryna play me?" Don't let Beyonce Knowles mess up ya situation. Keep singing "single ladies" and ya ass gonna stay single, lady.

I know she fucked a couple of ya'll up with the "Independent Women" song from her Destinys Child days. Ya'll go from letting a nicca like me buy you drinks to telling me how you dont need me to buy you nothing. Guess what? I damn sure let yo ass buy ya own drinks didn't I, other guys did too. What was the end result? Your pockets got thinner for nothing. Did that make you feel better? Being broke ain't fun is it? You messed up the simple eb and flow of the male/female relationship with that independent shit. Now ya'll back to having a nicca buy ya drinks again. I hope you would have learned from this situation but no, ya'll fucked around and had webbie and ne-yo confuse yo ass again. The smart women learned their lesson the first time, the dumb ones went right on back to being broke and lonely and ain't know why.

Ya'll really killed me back in that damn "No Scrubs" timeframe. Had the nerve to call me a damn scrub for living at my momma house............BITCH I WAS 16/17. Where the fuck you want me to live? A nicca ain't balling while working at Taco Bell and Ruby Tuesdays. Got on me for riding on the passenger side, like a nicca can't carpool. I don't know about you but I like to save gas money every now and then, or I might not have felt like driving that damn day. Why all the bullshit when all I wanted was ya number? Make me sick.

12 comments:

RanDomMuCh said...

LMAO!!!!
City - you a certified mess. too through with yo ass

Kahli said...

Jason...lmao you dumb as hell. But hey ain't shit wrong with the passenger side, ask Milla bout it.

thundacat said...

lmao@ CITAAAYYYY...i feel ya bruah!! u can buy me a drank anyday! and i will not complain....lol...dont be mad cuz a bitch trying to do for herself tho!

city said...

thunda babe, I ain't mad. just be independent on ya own, not because of a song you like

auntb said...

Beyonce was kinda wack for making this song. I admit I love the song- I even be doing the little dances but I hated it when I first heard it. The hook is catchy but STUPID! "If you LIKE than you shoulda put a ring on it" "Like" it though? How about LOVE it because you dont marry someone you like.

C. Alexis said...

lmao City went in

thehoustongirl said...

I like this!!!! I thought I was the only one who didn't fall for none of that shit she was saying/singing

Lil Honey B said...

@ city-This post was tooo funny!!!

@ auntb-You right, who put a ring on someone they just LIKE? If that was the case,I'd be married long ago.

dalioness said...

LMFAO!!! City keep tellin these women the truth..Keep singing these stupid songs and they gonna wake up at 40 and realize the passed over a lot of good men cause they were too independent to notice them..LOL!! Now put a ring on that!

Acolyte said...

Women ride with every damn trend these singers and fashion houses come up with urgh!

Masha said...

lol u aint lying.
how come nobody's following something like "beautiful" by black star and mj blige, i love that song, its in hard rotation on my ipod

Chudi said...

LOL......hilarious but true!!! lol